The Cosmooms
Behold: The Cosmooms

This beautiful birb stands as the predominant theory to explain owl things in the universe.

Mooms all the way down, perhaps. It is certainly one idea that I respect as a valid possibility...
However, there is an alternative theory. One so bold, so utterly mind-shattering, that even witnessing it threatens forcing a paradigm shift so drastic that it has rendered even the most rigorous empiricists utterly incapable of returning to life as they once knew it. Their frame of reality becoming so remarkably twisted that they no longer have the means of transacting with the world by any traditional means. Ceasing all regular day-to-day functions, they are left simply curled up in a stasis, floating along with the cosmic current into eternity...
I've somehow managed to contain my reception of it in a way that has prevented it from taking complete hold of me, but I cannot make any guarantee that you will be able to do the same. Even I teeter on the verge of utter psychosis every day; enduring a schizophrenic fit every morning when I wake up as I transition back into this pool of phenomenology and wrestle with the whispers of these primordial underpinnings that rest beneath the surface of reality as we know it.
If you're willing accept the Moomiverse for what you think it is, you might just carry on to live and love the thing we call life.
But if you find yourself asking what else might lie beneath the surface, I can show you the way.
So I offer you a choice:
You take the Moom Pill🦉and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you forgor this ever happened. Go on believing whatever you want to believe.
However, if you choose to know what is really going on, I will not stop you.
So I offer the alternative: The Blue Pill 🔵
You take the Blue pill and you enter Atlantis and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Remember - all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.
So... what will it be?
- Take The Moom Pill 🦉
- Take The Blue Pill 🔵